Monday, October 30, 2006

Dead Hamster. This is taking the piss now!

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A new wheel and cage and you're dead!!

You dare to die on me, the night before I plan to give you to my disabled cousin for her birthday and you're fucking dead!

YOU FUCKING STONE COLD DEAD HAIRY BASTARD!

Worse than fucking Wasps hamsters are.

Hamsters die for no reason, and wasps sting for no reason.

Evil, irritating, sting-you-for-no-fucking reason-other-than-they-feel-like-it little bastards, another reason to hate the Summer (other than tourists)

all-round yellow and black striped zebra wannabee wankers who were the reason jam-jars were invented, just so I can lure the unsuspecting littlle fuckers to their demise....buzzing flying cunts.

Go to hell you Wasps and Hamsters (and Zebras)

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1 comment:

jmsjoin said...

Iv'e got to tell you man! This is pretty funny, reading your multiple posts. this is like getting a dose of British comedy that I haven't watched in years. You guys have some off the wall funny shit.