Thursday, November 29, 2007

Born with Vagina on her Face (bizzare)

A 23 year old russian women is hoping scientists in America are able to remove a physical mutation that has ruined her life.

Dr Hymen Prepuce a world renowned Plastic Surgeon believes that despite complexity of the mutation, they will be able to restore her face to include a functioning mouth and nose.

As a child Mrs Clitovsky was sold to a travelling Romanian Freak Show and then spent a number of years being forced to work in the underground porn industry in her home country of Moscow where she met her current husband, American, Billy No-Stars Jr III.

"I was working as a cameraman on one of the russian porn flicks. It was love at first site. I cut a deal with the gang that owned her, then had her shipped to my apartment back in the States".

The operation will take place on Jan 15th 2008 in Wisconsin, USA.

2 comments:

an average patriot said...

Colin You're a trip. Have a lot to let out huh? I just noticed you are in Afghanistan, since when?

jerry said...

no way.