PIN Numbers

For fuck's sake people, how hard is it to remember FOUR numbers?

Yet you always get the moron who farts around (and hopefully ends up having their card swallowed) who cannot remember their number.

Old people are the worst...they remember the war in crystal clarity, but it's all a fucking blank with pin numbers.

AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Vladimir Putin (The Russian Dictator)

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Okay, let's just get this straight Vladimir, so I understand correctly.

You ordered the assasination of over 20 journalists,

but left Jerry Springer Alive???????

What the fuck is all that about? Surely you could have sent that annoying guy some radioactive hair-gel or something?

You time wasting russian crook, Vlad.

News Reporters not wearing ties.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

When did this "Casual News" thing start?

You are a guest in millions of homes, and you dress as if you were called in to work on your day off.

Put a fucking tie on or get off my TV.

Disrespectful, scruffy bastards.

Young Travellers. Go and get a job

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"Oh god. It was just like, *so* amazing. It really broadened my mind, you know, meeting people from different cultures and experiencing how they live. I''ll never forget it"

Translation 1: Daddy paid for me to sit in a themed Irish pub in Sydney for two years getting fingered by Australian bricklayers at closing time.

Translation 2: Daddy paid for me to fuck under age Thai prostitutes.

Travellers are cunts.

X-Factor Viewers. You all need to get a life.

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Christ, I never thought I'd find myself saying this to anyone, but get a fucking life!

And no, "there's nothing else on" is NOT a fucking excuse for watching this barrel-scraping crap.

If you want to kill an hour, go out, listen to paint dry, or something, but for God's sake, PLEASE don't tell me about it on Monday.

The Royal fucking Family fucking annoy me.

Prince Philip.

Mohammed Al Fayed claims that.................. wait for it!

"Prince Philip was an MI6 spy"

Spy? Spy??????

Fucking SPY?????

This senile Greek cunt can't tie his own fucking shoelaces let alone pretend to be James Bond.

So pipe down old-timer, it was 10 years ago when your son and Princess Diana died. Just because you have a few million, it doesn't mean your family members don't accidentally die like everyone else's. You fez wearing fuck.


Prince Charles

Jug-eared waster who if he didn't have the luck of being born a prince, would not even get a job as a road sweeper.

The Queen

This bitch didn't step in when Margaret Thatcher created the poll tax.

You should have dissolved parliament you stupid women, that's what we pay you for.

Princess Diana (deceased)

I am not one to speak ill of the dead but, if you really were the "Princess of Hearts" and a Saint etc, then why didn't you leave that 32 Million Pounds Sterling to charity?

No, you Diana, left all that money to those two inbred mutant sons of yours, who would never ever need that money. They will be taken care of in oppulent luxury until the day they die. So why leave them all that money?

Princess of Hearts? More like "Princess of Arse"

Princes William and Harry

For fuck's sake do you really, really expect us to believe that those prize throbbers Wills and Harry seriously passed the officers course at Sandhurst?

I know a few hyperfit, hyper-intelligent people who struggled through that shit, yet these two uber-cunts get through grinning from ear to ear.

We know for a fact that losing your weapon is a court martial offence, but that cheesy mong Wills still sails through. As if anyone was seriously gonna give them a hard time or fail them... it's their granny's army for fucks sake.

I wouldn't give those two cunts a job flipping burgers, never mind leading the cream of our fighting men.

The Army top brass, you really are a set of privilege-loving cunts

Also, why is William going bald in his 20´s yet his brother has a hair-do like a ginger toilet brush??

NO WAY are they of the same father.