Monday, December 18, 2006

The Royal fucking Family fucking annoy me.


Prince Philip.

Mohammed Al Fayed claims that.................. wait for it!

"Prince Philip was an MI6 spy"

Spy? Spy??????

Fucking SPY?????

This senile Greek cunt can't tie his own fucking shoelaces let alone pretend to be James Bond.

So pipe down old-timer, it was 10 years ago when your son and Princess Diana died. Just because you have a few million, it doesn't mean your family members don't accidentally die like everyone else's. You fez wearing fuck.


Prince Charles

Jug-eared waster who if he didn't have the luck of being born a prince, would not even get a job as a road sweeper.

The Queen

This bitch didn't step in when Margaret Thatcher created the poll tax.

You should have dissolved parliament you stupid women, that's what we pay you for.

Princess Diana (deceased)

I am not one to speak ill of the dead but, if you really were the "Princess of Hearts" and a Saint etc, then why didn't you leave that 32 Million Pounds Sterling to charity?

No, you Diana, left all that money to those two inbred mutant sons of yours, who would never ever need that money. They will be taken care of in oppulent luxury until the day they die. So why leave them all that money?

Princess of Hearts? More like "Princess of Arse"

Princes William and Harry

For fuck's sake do you really, really expect us to believe that those prize throbbers Wills and Harry seriously passed the officers course at Sandhurst?

I know a few hyperfit, hyper-intelligent people who struggled through that shit, yet these two uber-cunts get through grinning from ear to ear.

We know for a fact that losing your weapon is a court martial offence, but that cheesy mong Wills still sails through. As if anyone was seriously gonna give them a hard time or fail them... it's their granny's army for fucks sake.

I wouldn't give those two cunts a job flipping burgers, never mind leading the cream of our fighting men.

The Army top brass, you really are a set of privilege-loving cunts

Also, why is William going bald in his 20´s yet his brother has a hair-do like a ginger toilet brush??

NO WAY are they of the same father.

1 comment:

jmsjoin said...

colin
I am not sure why but even as an American I like the idea of British Royalty but they often do not deserve the role and the over attention is a bit much.
I think Fayed should just go away but I understand he is now open to being sued and now I think that is why he tried to say someone had Di and his son killed.
I do think the attention paid to the Royal Brats is a bit much. I heard that Harry was going to get quite an estate when he gets married
I can't believe so much was made of the fact that his girlfriend was not going to spend Christmas with the Royal family but with her own. What the fuck?
what you said about Di leaving her money to charity now makes sense to me and I never thought about Harry and William getting special treatment at the Acadamy but you certainly put that in context too. Take care, glad to see you back!