Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Umbrellas (read the instruction manual for fuck's sake)

Why do some idiots insist on having an umbrella up when its clearly not raining anymore?

Close it down you morons - the rain's fucking stopped.

Also,

don't walk around with it swinging in front of you, have it pointing down to the ground.

It's annoying when people need to risk walking into oncoming traffic to avoid being impaled on your crappy over-sized umbrella.

Have some fucking respect for other people you retards.

2 comments:

jmsjoin said...

Hi Colin
Just wanted to make sure you got my reply to my post. First I want to say that you are a fucking riot! What drives me crazy is people that wear sunglasses indoors or on a cloudy day. I don't know what you were looking at but I do have some serious shit and have found it difficult to get established as a writer without being a movie star or something.
Anyway! an average patriot said...
Hi Colin
I absolutely appreciate the compliment! I am happy to hear you say that. I have someone around me right now that can't stop complimenting my writing abilities. But I would like to see something from it.
In Grammar school I was recognized but thought they were all crazy. In High School I was courted for public speaking but wasn't smart enough to partake.
After I got out of the military I went to College and the English Professor told me I should take up writing for a living bbecause I had a unique ability. Again I thought he was crazy and I knew better.
I became an accountant. My ex told me I should get involved with politics because I could talk anyone into anything. I don't know about any of that but I now write, trying to get the truth out.
Thanks for the recommend. I will take any help I can get. I have a son sitting here waiting to get on my computer so I have to stop for now. I thank you for the link as I never heard of it and will take all advice and help. Thanks and take care, Jim

Controversial Colin said...

Hi Jim,

Glad to be of assistance.

I hope you do find some interesting outlets in those links, as I would like to see your message get out to a broader audience.

I must admit, that I have never been a fan of Americans. I have only ever liked REAL Americans like yourself, people with real values.

It is a shame that families like yours are a dying breed.

I wish you the greatest success with your writing.

:-)

P.S.

People with shades on indoors are annoying, you are absolutley right. lol