Born with Vagina on her Face (bizzare)

A 23 year old russian women is hoping scientists in America are able to remove a physical mutation that has ruined her life.

Dr Hymen Prepuce a world renowned Plastic Surgeon believes that despite complexity of the mutation, they will be able to restore her face to include a functioning mouth and nose.

As a child Mrs Clitovsky was sold to a travelling Romanian Freak Show and then spent a number of years being forced to work in the underground porn industry in her home country of Moscow where she met her current husband, American, Billy No-Stars Jr III.

"I was working as a cameraman on one of the russian porn flicks. It was love at first site. I cut a deal with the gang that owned her, then had her shipped to my apartment back in the States".

The operation will take place on Jan 15th 2008 in Wisconsin, USA.

Stupid CocaCola adverts

'
Holidays are coming'
'Holidays are coming'

NO!!!!!

*Christmas* is coming, you fucking overpriced, over-rated, tooth rotting drink.

Get it right Coca Cola you corporate blood-sucking cunts.

My Teddy is Called "Raghead"

2007. Okay, so that women in Sudan got some time in the clink and 40 lashes for letting some sand monkeys call their class Teddy "Mooohamad" Muslim outrage!

2001 . Some ragheads fly planes into the twin towers. NO Muslim outrage!

Spot the diference?

Madeline McCann Case Solved

Portuguese Detectives announced today that despite world opinion, they do actually have a clue.

It was:

Colonel Mustard - in the bathroom - with a candlestick holder.

Madeline McCann Missing girl case thing!

I am sick and fucking tired of hearing about this case. There is real shit happening in the world like countries threatening to invade each other, but NO.

"Sky Bastard News" keep doing stories on the McCann case.

A child dies of hunger every 2 minutes in this world, yet "Sky Noos" spends precious airtime reporting this bollocks about the McCanns.

BREAKING NEWS "This just in.........the McCanns are still whinging scottish bastards. We are hoping to hear a statement from another scottish bastard, Prime Minister Gordon Brown shortly. Then we will be speaking directly with celebrity wig-wearing, wife-beating, scottish bastard Sean Connery.

Come on News channels. Get a fucking grip. He was crap as James Bond anyway!

I am back in the saddle

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