UK Weetabix Students

"They're just like so great, if you haven't got any milk, you can put anything else on them!

"Weetabix with Smoothie!"

What, so you haven't got a 35p pint of semi-skimmed, but you're happy to tip a two-quid bottle of fruit-juice-for-wankers over your breakfast?

I'll remember that next time you bastards protest about student debt.

Tossers!